First woman: “Too bad you didn’t check the freezer… we’d both still be alive.”
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Marital suspicions:
Two women discuss their relationships. The first firmly announces that she is considering filing for divorce.
The second woman asks: “Why?”
The first woman explained: “I caught my husband accompanying another woman to the cinema!”
The second question: “Do you know this woman?”
The response came quickly: “Never seen it before.”
The following response is thought-provoking: “Have you considered an alternative explanation? Why didn’t you follow up to find out more?”
The conclusion was unequivocal: “I couldn’t, my partner had already seen the film.”
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