A matter of perspective:
A man discovers his wife in bed with a short man.
The man asks, “What are you doing? You promised you wouldn’t cheat on me again!”
The response came quickly: “That’s right! As you can see, I’m reducing the size of my gaps…”
A gesture of generosity misinterpreted.
Returning from shopping, a woman catches her husband in bed with a charming young woman. The man tries to explain himself hastily:
“Darling, let me explain! On my way home from golf, I came across this young woman on the side of the road. She told me she had nowhere to go and hadn’t eaten for three days. So I took her home and gave her a meal. When I saw she had no shoes, I gave her one of your unused pairs. Then, noticing the state of her clothes, I gave her some of yours that you no longer wear. As she was leaving, she asked me, ‘Is there anything else your wife doesn’t use anymore?’…”
